Radio
Title: “Snowball Fight”
BOBBY: Hey dad, snowball fight!
SFX: SNOWBALL IMPACT
DAD: Oh! You really got me, son. Right back at ya!
SFX: THUD
BOBBY: Ow, dad! That was a rock!
DAD: Eh. Rock. Snowball. Tomato, tomahto
BOBBY: I think I need stitches
DAD: Ahh! I hit you in the head with one rock and now you need stitches! Hypochondriac.
ANNCR: All the family fun of snow season is here again, and just in time for Lombardi’s annual ski/snowboard sale, going on this Saturday and Sunday only. You’ll save up to 60% off on brands like Burton, Salomon, Volkl, Rossignol, Technica, Patagonia and more!
BOBBY: Dad, I’m…kinda dizzy.
DAD: Son, I’m sure you’re fine. Look here, how many fingers am I holding up?
BOBBY: Uh…11?
ANNCR: Get to Lombardi’s matches any winter equipment deal you find on the internet, and has discount lift tickets to every major Tahoe resort.
DAD: Listen, I’d just as soon not mention the whole ‘rock in the head thing’ to your mother
BOBBY: What rock in the head thing?
DAD: Atta-boy.
BOBBY: Wh-where am I?
DAD: Alright, son…let’s not overdo it.
ANNCR: You don’t have to be a good sport at Lombardi’s. Jacson and Polk, San Francisco
