Cheesy ANNCR for Video Game (Male)
Open on monkeys dancing with each other in a club. Music starts off and begins to build.
CHEESY ANNOUNCER VO: Are you ready for the wettest…Wildest…Hottest video on earth?!
Monkeys look at each other, then giggle and raise their tops. A black “too hot!” Screen covers up their chest. Camera moves to another shot of monkeys dancing seductively.
CHEESY ANNOUNCER VO: Then get ready for CHIMPS GONE WILD! Volume 32! See what happens when real chimps cut loose and let their hair down. All of it.
Chimps lift up their shirt. A black “xxx!” Screen covers up their chest.
CHEESY ANNOUNCER VO: Our cameras have captured over 73 hours of steamy footage that’s TOO HOT for tv.
Cut to two monkeys on the beach. Spring break feel as they dance to music. One looks at camera and lifts top. A black “censored!” Screen covers up their chest.
CHEESY ANNOUNCER VO: You’ve never seen primates party like this! And we’re bringing you tons of sexy co-eds who want you to watch them go absolutely bananas.
Cut to 2 more monkeys on beach wearing bikini tops that they promptly lift up to show the camera. A black “too hot!” Screen covers up their chest.
Cut back to club scene with dancing monkeys. Now on bar dancing.
CHEESY ANNOUNCER VO: CHIMPS GONE WILD is more uninhibited, more unbuttoned and more uncensored than ever!
One of the monkeys on bar moons the camera. A black ”xtreme!” Screen appears.
CHEESY ANNOUNCER VO: These apes do more than touch their inner monkey. Call now to order CHIMPS GONE WILD today! Can you hear the call of the wild? Cause these chimps do.
End screen with stack of chimps gone wild videos