SALLY: It’s great to see you, Marge. We haven’t had coffee together since you bought your new house.
MARGE: Well, you know how moving is.
SALLY: Oh sure.
(sound of a tuba belching away)
MARGE: What is that?
(sound of a tuba belching away)
SALLY: Uh, Gershwin…I think.
(sound of a tuba belching away)
MARGE: Where’s it coming from?
SALLY: Oh, that’s Billy. He’s been taking tuba lessons.
MARGE: How long does it go on?
(sound of a tuba belching away)
SALLY: About two hours…every day. Isn’t that the Beatles?
MARGE: Sally, you need more room.
SALLY: But buying a new home is so much work.
MARGE: Custom Atlantic Homes makes buying a home as easy as possible.
(sound of a tuba belching away)
SALLY: How? Oh…Cole Porter.
(sound of a tuba belching away)
MARGE: Well, they have over 39 years of experience so they can help you through all the paperwork and can answer all of your financing questions. They were so helpful. They made home-buying easier than I ever thought it could be.
SALLY: Great. (tuba belching away) (sighs) Don’t you just love Mozart.
MARGE: Uh…yeah.