1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies andthey all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. Moses ledtheHebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without ingredients. Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.

3. Soloman had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java.

4. The Greeks werea highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks also had myths.A myth isa female moth.

5. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advise. They killed him. Socretes died from an overdose of wedlock. After hisdeath, hiscareer suffereda dramatic decline.

6. Joan of Arc was burnt toa steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw. Queen Elizabeth was the Virgin Queen. asa queen, she wasa success. When sheexposed herself before her troops they all shouted “hurrah.”