Blowhard, know-it-all. Over confident and equipped with heavy emotional blinders. Sneery. Douchey.
1. MOCKING PICKLE
Ooooh! You’ll drop some def beats? That’s so awesome! Great idePPPPBBBBBFFTTTTT!”
2. APOLOGIZING IN ORDER TO GET SOMETHING
Remember when I punched you into that zit cream and you guys looked like a couple of slippery ghost wieners? I was wrong.
3. BOSSING GREG AROUND
Quit yapping on the phone Greg! Blow those glutes out then we hit the showers. PUUSSHHHH!!!!
4. BRAGGING
My muscles are like giant ripply pythons. Don’t touch ’em unless you want to be strangled.
5. STARVING
I’m so hungry… I could eat the crap out of a lasagna.
6. SINCERE
Love is a powerful and tender thing, like the feeling you get when you punch a donkey in the neck.