Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you wish you were more assertive? Do you suffer from shyness, and sometimes feel stressed? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Zinfandel.

Zinfandel is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you are ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Zinfandel almost immediately, and, with a regimen of regular doses, you will overcome obstacles that have prevented you from living the life you want.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover talents you never knew you had.

Zinfandel may not be right for everyone.

Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Zinfandel. Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night Strip Poker, Truth or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Warnings:

The consumption of Zinfandel may make you think you are whispering when you are not, may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them, and may cause you to think you can sing.

For a bold, confident, less-stressed you, try Zinfandel, now in an economical and convenient Magnum size bottle.