Jessie (girl or boy)
Dad! You ate all my cereal again! Mom bought this for me.
See, it says, “For kids.” You’re supposed to eat your gross grown-up food for breakfast.
Oh, no! You messed the puzzles on the back again!
The bear has to go through the maze, not around it!
And a bear’s favorite thing is not football! It’s honey, Dad.
(Calling out) Mom! Mom! Dad ate all the —wow, five dollars! Thanks Dad!
Want some more cereal?